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“Santa Thinks You’re a Tw*t” Christmas Card – Funny Cheeky Holiday Greeting

“Santa Thinks You’re a Tw*t” Christmas Card – Funny Cheeky Holiday Greeting

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Bring a bold, irreverent twist to your holiday greetings with this funny and sweary Christmas card! Featuring the playful phrase “Santa thinks you’re a tw*t” framed by a festive green and purple wreath on a deep blue background, this card is perfect for anyone who loves a cheeky, adult sense of humour.

Whether you’re sending it to a friend, coworker, or family member with a sense of mischief, this card is guaranteed to get laughs and stand out from the usual holiday greetings.

Product Details

Size: A6 (105 x 148 mm) – perfect for mailing or framing

Premium Quality: Printed on 300gsm card for vibrant colours and a smooth, high-quality finish

Blank Inside: Plenty of space for your own personal message

Envelope Included: Comes with a coordinating red recycled envelope

Eco-Friendly: FSC-certified paper for sustainable and environmentally friendly gifting

Illustrated & Printed in the UK – real hand-drawn art, no AI

Send Directly to Your Recipient: Want to post it straight to the recipient? Leave your message in the order notes, and I will handwrite it inside for a personal touch.

 Perfect For

Funny and naughty Christmas cards for friends & family

Quirky Secret Santa gifts

Lovers of cheeky, sweary holiday humour

Office colleagues with a sense of mischief

Spread festive laughs this Christmas with a card that’s as bold, funny, and cheeky as you are. Perfect for adult humour lovers and anyone who enjoys an unexpected holiday twist!

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