Tiny Sweary Vinyl Sticker- Waterproof Cheeky Decal

Add some unapologetic attitude to your day with this hilarious mini vinyl sticker! Featuring the hand-lettered phrase “The fucks I give are smaller than this teeny sticker”, it’s the perfect gift for anyone who’s just done. With its bold blue and yellow banner design and matte finish, this sweary sticker adds a cheeky touch to laptops, water bottles, journals, lunchboxes, and more.

Whether you’re treating yourself or looking for a gift for your sarcastic bestie, this handmade sticker is a subtle (but powerful) way to show the world how few fucks you give.

Product Details

• Handmade and illustrated in the UK
• Size: Approx. 5cm
• Matte laminated for extra durability
• Waterproof and fade-resistant
• Bold, vibrant colors

Care Instructions

• Apply to clean, dry surfaces only
• Waterproof, but hand-washing is recommended for long-lasting wear (not dishwasher safe)

Perfect For

• Sarcastic besties and coworkers
• People who appreciate a little profanity
• Gag gifts and stocking stuffers
• Overworked, underappreciated friends
• Lovers of sweary, NSFW humor

Why You’ll Love It:

This funny adult sticker is equal parts sassy and relatable. It’s perfect for fans of adult novelty gifts, profanity-laced humor, or those looking to make a statement—no matter how small!